When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. Clean your ear with the pen. Talk about something else — they will love you for it. The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?
If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
64 Ways to piss off a Cop
Talk to your hand. He replied, "No, State Troopers don't have balls. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner. The content of this post comes from those interviews. Clean your ear with the pen.